Product Description:

The Happy Bidet Premium Heavyweight Hoodie is here to flush away outdated hygiene habits and replace them with pure, high-pressure joy. Featuring a smiling bidet with a glorious water stream, this sweatshirt is a bold statement on cleanliness, comfort, and modern living. Because let’s be real—once you experience the bliss of a bidet, there's no going back.

Crafted from 13.5 oz heavyweight fleece, it’s luxuriously soft, just like you’ll feel after every refreshing rinse.

Wear this if you:

✅ Believe in freshness at all times
✅ Think dry toilet paper is a medieval relic
✅ Love a little absurdity with your comfort

Features (Ultimate Clean Comfort 💦🔥):

✔ 13.5 oz 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester Blend Fleece – Heavyweight softness for maximum coziness.
✔ Double Fleece-Lined Hood – Like a warm hug—almost as good as a bidet.
✔ Heavy-Duty Drawcords with Antique Silver Tips – For a refined, bidet-level experience.
✔ Reverse Coverstitch on All Seams – Durable and built to last, just like your newfound cleanliness.
✔ Standard Fit – Relaxed, but never sloppy. Freshness is a lifestyle.

This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a celebration of hygiene, happiness, and living life the proper way. Wear it, own it, and spread the good word of the bidet revolution. 🚿😆💦

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.