Puritanism, n. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. - H. L. Mencken

Ah, those wacky Puritans! What a legacy of pinched disapproval! While exorcising demons and persecuting 'witches' may sound like a tale of yore, the modern world has no shortage of contemporary Puritans - humorless souls with an axe to grind, no tolerance for dissent, and an ever-growing list of grievances.

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